DRAG RACING

I did a lot of stupid things when I was a kid. I drag raced, I tried jumping across building rooftops, and I even tried to use my father’s insulin pump on myself. I drank, I smoked, and I even chewed tobacco. At times, I drank and chewed, smoked and chewed, smoked and drank, or did all 3 together. Come to think of it, that never really worked out for me, but luckily, I am talking about stupid things I did as a kid here. Anyway, I was never as stupid as my friend Barry. He always really wanted people to like him and often bragged about doing all these drugs that he obviously made up just to impress everyone. And his eagerness for friendship often led to people trying to take advantage of him. He was always running errands for his older brother and friends, spending his own money on them, and doing stupid things that they asked him to. Once, they told him to suck on a car’s tailpipe because it’d get him high. Sure enough, he went down on his knees to do it and if his mother hadn’t called would had his mouth on the tailpipe as the car started.